let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
where are my pants?
in the oven.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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