It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor