its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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