I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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