Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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