i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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