Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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