nut hugger
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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