We won't sleep together?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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