you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.