Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
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She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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