You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?