She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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