did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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