so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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