I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.