I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious