how can u be prego again
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.