i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?