No awkward lesbian experiences without me
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line