JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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