he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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