Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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