I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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