Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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