The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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