I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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