i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians