Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection