i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.