There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?