Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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