Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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