never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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