would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife