I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i think my mom watched the whole time
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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