Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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