Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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