Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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