I think scott just propositioned me for sex
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
my shit smells like andre
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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