Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Small penises have feelings too.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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