Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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