I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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