O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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