But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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