Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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