No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.