I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN