So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
I'm going to Hell for sure
please come you make the beer taste better
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?