Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too