Welp...herpes.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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