There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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