I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.