This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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