Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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