I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Barsexuality is the new black.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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