Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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