yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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