That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?